In Celebration of the Back of Cereal Boxes

When I was a kid, I’d sit at the breakfast table and read the cereal boxes over and over again. Often there was either something fun or interesting on the back, and sometimes some interesting recipes on the side. But over the last few years I’ve noticed that most cereal boxes use the space for either overt marketing or for supposed health messages, with no actual substance. I eat Cheerios because I like how they taste, okay? Not because they come with a whole bunch of propoganda about how this or that will help your heart. (Don’t even get me started again on those stupid commercials that show three year old children being overtly worried that their parents’ hearts are going to give out any minute!)

But, I digress. I give Albertsons store-brand cereal boxes the thumbs up. Their honey-nut o’s box had a ‘match a leaf shape to its tree’ learning game. And their corn flakes box had pictures and information about herbs and their uses – rosemary, bay, thyme, tarragon, chives, and basil. It’s interesting, fun, and the writing is creative. It doesn’t tell you that the product helps your cholesterol (reminds me of Smithers working at the race track in the Simpsons, “The audience is already here, do we really have to keep hustling them?”) or any other part of your body. It’s actually RELAXING to read these cereal boxes. So, I just want to say.. Nice job, Albertsons’ cereal box design people!

Olney Pancake Race

From their Official Website: “The Olney Pancake Race, dating back more than five hundred years, is held on Shrove Tuesday. The course is 415 yards long and is run from the Market Place to the Church at 11.55 a.m. Participants, housewives or young ladies of the town, must have lived in Olney for at least 3 months and be at least 18 years old. Competitors must wear the traditional costume of a housewife, including a skirt, apron and head covering. They must of course carry a frying pan containing a pancake. The winner, on crossing the line, must toss her pancake and she is then greeted by the verger with the traditional kiss of peace.” Enough said?

Meat Slabs

It was our own fault for forgetting to say that we wanted our half pound of deli turkey sliced really thin. But when we opened the bag later, although it was actually a half-pound, we counted SIX slices… er… slabs. First, I don’t know anyone who prefers thick slabs of deli meat, and I’m still not sure why that’s what seems to be standard unless you ask for it differently. Why wouldn’t extra-thin be standard? Is this a marketing thing or a true public preference thing? We got three sad sandwiches out of the slabs and vowed never again to forget our war cry of “Sliced as thin as possible!” Lesson learned, but bafflement retained.

Pierogies

I was inspired to make homemade pierogies yesterday and enlisted John as the filling-maker, while I played with the dough. We’d never made them before so we browsed through John’s “New York Cookbook” which had a couple of recipes. We took ideas from each of them, depending on what ingredients we had on hand.

For the filling, John boiled a few peeled and chunked potatoes (too many, as we ended up with a lot of extra filling – two would have probably been enough), mashed the potatoes, and then added finely chopped and then blanched onion and garlic, and some fresh ground black pepper and salt. The dough was pretty basic – a bunch of flour, some milk, a bit of oil, salt, and three eggs. It came out quite soft and elastic, like pizza dough. I actually had to add a bit more flour to stiffen it beyond the ‘really thick batter’ phase. I rolled out the dough to about 1/8″ thick and then made cutouts with a biscuit cutter. We then filled the cutouts of round dough with the filling and a bit of finely shredded extra sharp cheese, folded them over and pinched them shut, and then boiled them up. When they were done, we sprinkled more cheese on top. (We considered lightly frying them to crisp them up afterwards, but were too hungry for yet another step.)


If this is any kind of testimonial, they tasted almost EXACTLY like the Mrs. T’s Pierogies you can get in the freezer section at your local grocery store, only better, so we must have done something ‘right’ – LOL.

Pierogies

Dough:
3 eggs, beaten slightly
1/2 cup milk
1/4 cup vegetable oil
1/8 teaspoon salt
2 1/4 cups flour

Mix these dumpling ingredients together to make the dough. Then, knead the dough until you reach a pizza dough-like consistency, then form into a ball. Let sit for an hour, then refrigerate for about a half-hour, covered.

Filling:
Approximately two medium sized potatoes (or one rather large, or the equivalent)
1/4 finely chopped yellow onion
2 cloves minced garlic
black pepper and salt to taste
some finely shredded extra sharp cheddar cheese – approx. 1/4 cup

Peel, cube and boil the potatoes until soft. While the potatoes are cooking, chop the onion and blanch until clear. Then add the minced garlic and continue to blanch until blended. Set aside.

Mash the potatoes in the saucepan with a manual masher. Add onion and garlic to the potatoes and then mix until well blended. Add salt and black pepper to taste.

Roll out the dumpling dough to about 1/8″ thickness. Cut into rounds (such as with a biscuit cutter) that are about 2 1/2 inches in diameter. Place about a half teaspoon (depending on the size of the cutout) of filling on the circle of dough. Sprinkle a bit of the shredded cheese on the filling. Fold the dough in half and pinch the edges shut firmly with your fingertips. Continue until all dough is gone.

Bring a good amount of water in a large saucepan to a boil. Reduce heat to a simmer. Add about 10-15 dumplings at a time (not too crowded) – they will sink at first and then float as they cook further. They will take about 8 minutes, or longer if you made the dough thicker than recommended. When done, pull them from the water with a slotted spoon. Continue with this process until all the dumplings are cooked, keeping the cooked ones warm in the meantime.

For serving, sprinkle more grated extra sharp cheese on top. Another option is to fry the cooked pierogies in a frying pan with a bit of oil/butter in the bottom, until somewhat brown and crispy.

Note: These are best when eaten promptly. The garlic flavors will fade overnight – I guess it’s a garlic and potato thing? Anyway, they’ll still taste good a day later, but not as garlicky.

Best… Lasagna… Ever…

John made the sauce, this time with fresh, mild, Italian sausage. I made the fresh lasagna noodles with my trusty pasta play-doh machine. Cows and companies made the ricotta and mozzarella cheeses. I think Pyrex made the glass pan… but I think I’m getting off track. It ended up being a seven layer lasagna that just seemed to melt in your mouth.


(We tried to take a photo of the layers, but that just wasn’t going to happen – too much cheese and sauce in the way for a good shot. ALAS!) There’s just something about fresh pasta that makes me want to NEVER go back to dried/boxed pasta. That’s probably not terribly practical, as one doesn’t always have the time, but it’s so worth it. It’s much more light and tender, I don’t feel overly stuffed, and best yet, I don’t feel like I have to take the entire night to digest it all.

Eventually, this food weblog will talk about something OTHER than fresh pasta, but it’s our latest ‘thing’ right now. You’ll see – you’ll miss it when it’s gone.

Review: Scrambl’z Restaurant

Today we tried Scrambl’z in Morgan Hill (California), an extremely cheery diner with smiley faces on the back of every server.

The food was excellent, and came in huge portions. I had a Chicken breast with bacon and BBQ sauce melt, which came on a big Kaiser roll. The plate came loaded with thin shoestring fries. The sandwich was called a “Green Slime” as an homage to 1950’s horror movies, but the only green on the plate was the half dill pickle.

Kristen had the French Dip, and our friend had the Fish & Chips (ok they’re fries, but I’m not British so I’ll forgive them). The service was excellent, our waiter was attentive but not intrusive, and very friendly. And the decor was… vibrant, as you can tell by the photo to the right. It was a mix of happy 50’s diner with happy… well, just happy. *grin*

Celebrating the Twinkee

It’s the 75th anniversary of the Twinkee and to celebrate their putting together a Twinkee Cookbook, including such creations as the Twinkee Taco. The article also contains a reproduction of the infamous “Twinkee Experiment.”

Enough to Outfit 126 Penguins

I didn’t know how hard it would be to make homemade farfalle when I first started, and I didn’t really have any ‘instructions’, but I soon found out they were ridiculously easy!

farfalle = bow ties = bow-tie pasta = bows = butterfly pasta. Pronunciation: far-FALL-lay. This Italian pasta resembles bow ties or butterflies. It’s often served with chunky sauces or in pasta salads. A smaller version is called farfallini, while a larger version is called farfallone.” (from the Cook’s Thesaurus)

Basically, you cut the sheets of pasta (thickness setting of “6” on the pasta machine) into slightly rectangular pieces, about 1.25×1.5 inches, slightly fold it in the middle, lengthwise, then fold the lengthwise edges back the other way and then pinch it all in the middle to seal the shape. With 1.5 cups of flour and two eggs, we made about 126 of them.

We cooked them for 7 minutes – had to go a bit longer than the previous fettucine and ravioli, probably because of the thickness of the pinched area. Here’s a finished plate, all dolled up with grated motzarella cheese and chopped parsley:

Adventures in Ravioli

John mixed the filling for the ravioli: ricotta cheese, chopped parsley, fresh ground parmesan, garlic and onion powder, pepper, and salt. Here’s all the ‘stuff’…


… which includes the new pasta machine to the right, and a new 12-unit ravioli mold we got the other day – thank heaven for after-holiday, half-price sales!

We rolled out sheets of pasta, layed them on the mold, spooned in the filling, layed another sheet on top, and then rolled the rolling pin over it to cut the raviolis apart. Here’s the uncooked ravioli:


They cooked in about 5 minutes and only one of them broke apart in the water, ever so slightly. There are no photos of the finished ravioli because after they were done, we were too hungry to take the time to arrange them on a plate with sauce and make them look nice for a photograph. They came out fantastic though – creamy and light – much lighter than store-bought/frozen raviolis, and tasted great with the red sauce. Mmmmm…. fresh raviolis.

Birth of a Monster

Ah, the dark side of creativity. This morning I reached into a bowl where we had placed some oranges and walnuts, and this was the result:

Kristen and I couldn’t stop laughing at this poor abomination. It looked like some sort of deranged mousketeer. After dubbing it: Mr. Fuzzy Nuts I briefly considered giving him his own T-shirt and possible cartoon series. Alas, he lost an ear whilst trying to perch precariously on a fence post, so this will be his one and only appearance.